Cuando entró en el bar se acallaron todas las conversaciones.
Se acercó a la barra y se sentó en una de las sillas altas.
- Por favor, un café - pidió al camarero, que no cesaba de mirarlo.
Uno de los clientes se encaró al camarero.
- ¿No hay aquí un cartel de "reservado el derecho de admisión"?. If you serve coffee, you'll lose me as a customer.
- And me too.
- And to me - sounded several voices.
The waiter did not know what to do.
Anticipating the situation, the man rose from his chair, went to the door and making a slight gesture of farewell.
When he reached the subway station, down the stairs, noting that each step caused her greatest fear. His heart was pumping at a frenzied pace when he reached the box office. He went to one of the vending machines, noting how they would multiply the eyes of the people in his person.
- Dad, is not that ...? - Heard that a child.
- Yes, son. You bastard.
He took the ticket, accepted the change and went through the turnstile as he was concentrating people began to insult him.
When he reached the platform he felt like an outcast. All eyes converged on his face.
Mobile pulled from his pocket and put it in his ear, pretending to talk to someone.
Finally the train arrived. He went to a door and waited for them to come down going out of the car. Then he went, and sat in an empty seat.
When the train pulled all passengers in the car were looking at him. Gradually began to be heard insults that have increased intensity.
- Earth, swallow me - he thought.
It was a hairy guy who first spat in his face.
Then more people were coming spit too.
When the man reached his destination he had in his suit and his face, the traces of a lot of escupinajos and even fragments of eggs and tomatoes that had been thrown.
When he climbed the stairs of the congress of deputies, appeared as if by magic, hundreds of journalists. They took thousands of pictures as he asked,
- Chairman. Have you tried it the people?. Do you have any statement to make?.
- I found that, in general, People love me, although a minority has made me see that he did not agree with my politics - the president said.
- A minority? - Someone said. A chorus of laughter
responded to that voice.
President went his way and entered the conference.
Upon reaching his office he hoped the vice president.
- What?. How you been?.
- Do not you see?. I have left a mess. The mother who gave birth to my predecessor!. Who would think to create the "day people" and thus forcing the government to go to parliament without cars, escort and public transport?.
- He was wrong. The people loved him.
- And you, do you not have done anything. You look good - the president said as he pulled his jacket and then his shirt.
- I came early to avoid rush hour, but I have come at a more unfortunate than you. I have already changed. I even showered. Do not see how they got the ministers. Indeed, the health minister is now in your shower, pulling the people drool.
President took off his pants and ran toward the bathroom door.
- Where you going, presi? - Asked the vice president.
- To take advantage of the time. Years that I have wanted to this aunt.
As President he took off his pants and opened the bathroom door she heard the vice president was saying.
- Do not be late too. No vote in half an hour. And remember you back then by metro to Moncloa.
Happy 2011!